Apples Peaches Pumpkin Pie (Chorus) Apple peaches pumpkin pie. Who's not ready, hollar "I". Let's all go play hide and seek. Apple peaches pumpkin pie. Who's not ready, hollar "I". Let's all go play hide and seek. You ought to see my Sweetie a pretty girl is she. She lives down on the other side of town. She likes to play with her glass eye and chew her chewing gum at night when I go calling at her home. (Chorus) She's fat, she's lazy, she's cock-eyed, she's crazy, but she still means the whole wide world to me. Her false teeth they rattle, her glass eye, it squeaks, her arms and legs are like an apple tree. (Chorus) Well there goes Frank to the bank. Now he's got a smile, a great big smile, a happy smile. There goes Joe, there goes Pete, walking down the street. They like to play hide-and-seek. (Chorus) Well there goes Sue and Mary Lou. They've got a smile, a great big smile, a happy smile There goes Mary, there goes Jerry walking down the street. They like to play hide-and-seek. (Chorus)