Barley Pop Polka

Last night I passed the water hole, and I wasn't gonna stop.
I always get my nose stuck in a glass of barley pop,
but then I thought well just one drink surely would taste fine,
so all I had was just one drink, just one at a time. (Chorus)

Barley pop, barley pop that naughty, naughty water.
Barley pop can make a man do things he hadn't oughter.
The more you drink, the more you think your a fighter and a lover.
Barley pop that awful stuff, I guess I'll have another.

I think my name is Romeo when I fall of the wagon.
Last night I chased a juke box Juliet till I was dragging.
At closing time I tried to get her cornered in my car.
Before I could, she left me with the guy behind the bar. (Chorus)