How Married Are You MaryAnn?


When I first saw you, I saw something 
I hadn't seen in a long, long time.
I saw a lady, who looked like a woman 
who could drive me right out of my mind.

But I also saw your big, bright diamonds 
in your golden wedding band.
I know you're married, but I gotta have you.  
How married are you MaryAnn?

How married are you MaryAnn?
How much of a chance do I stand?
On a scale of one to ten,
How married are you MaryAnn?

Are you so married that you can't see me
looking at you with hungry eyes?
Are you so married that you'd deny me
just one night in paradise?

I wanna hold you, I wanna kiss you,
I wanna love you all I can.
I know you're married, but I gotta have you.  
How married are you MaryAnn?

How married are you MaryAnn?
How much of a chance do I stand?
On a scale of one to ten,
How married are you MaryAnn?

Surely, surely, you can see me
trembling, trembling to hold you tight.
I'm not talking about forever,
I'm just talking about tonight.

I wanna hold you, I wanna kiss you,
I wanna love you all I can.
I know you're married, but I gotta have you.  
How married are you MaryAnn?

How married are you MaryAnn?
How much of a chance do I stand?
On a scale of one to ten,
How married are you MaryAnn?