I Like Beer


In some of my songs I have casually mentioned,
The fact that I like to drink beer.
This little song is more to the point,
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears.

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I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow.
I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow.
(Makes him feel mellow?)
Whiskey?s too rough. 
Champagne costs too much.
And vodka puts my mouth in gear.
This little refrain should help me explain; as a matter of fact I like beer.

My wife often frowns when we?re out on the town,
And I?m wearing a suit and a tie.
She?s sipping vermouth and thinks I?m uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by.

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Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene,
And went to a place so sublime.
The water was clear and tasted like beer,
Then they turned it all into wine.

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