Milwaukee Waltz CHORUS Around and around and around they go. Over the floor and then down they go. Around and around and around they go. Doin’ the Milwaukee Waltz. VERSE 1 The trumpets are off-key and the tuba is loud. The band, she is lousy but look at the crowd. They pay a half-dollar to come in and dance. Dance to the Milwaukee Waltz. [CHORUS] VERSE 2 The pretzels are salty, the beer flows like wine. After sixteen small bottles, the band, she sounds fine. They dance and they laugh and they have a good time. Doin’ the Milwaukee Waltz. [CHORUS] VERSE 3 The people are happy, the band even more. My fräulein, she dance me all over the floor. By the end of the evening we can’t find the door. Doin’ the Milwaukee Waltz. [CHORUS]