Who The Hell Is Johnny?

I'm in love with Johnny, I heard my Peaches say.
She said she really loved me, just the other day.
How can I believe her, even though I love her true.
How can I believe her, when she says I love you.
Now you should see my Peaches, she is such a dream.
The only thing she's missing, is the whipping cream.
She's bright and she is pretty, and she is really neat.
Just to be around her, is a special treat.


Now who the hell is Johnny, and where did he come from?
How could he steal Peaches, am I such a bum?
Does she really love him, that dirty son of a gun?
Now who the hell is Johnny, and where did he come from?


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